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<\/a>My writer\u2019s group, the Write On Mamas<\/a>, has an anthology coming out in late April: Mama\u2019s Write: 29 Tales of Truth, Wit, and Grit<\/em>. (It would make a great Mother\u2019s Day gift, by the way, and I would say this even if I didn\u2019t have an essay in it.) As part of our anthology\u2019s kick-off, we\u2019re participating in the A to Z Blog Challenge<\/a>, where more than 2000 bloggers post every day except Sundays for 26 days, until they have run through the alphabet, letter by letter. Our group is - \n
- A<\/strong> is for Avoidance<\/em>, which is the most time-consuming aspect of writing. It also leads to . . .<\/li>\n
- B<\/strong> is for Binge Eating<\/em>, which is one of the worst ways to avoid writing.<\/li>\n
- C<\/strong> is for Children<\/em>, as in, \u201cPlease go away so I can write about how much I love you.\u201d<\/li>\n
- D<\/strong> is for Deadline<\/em>, without which I would never get anything written. Or done.<\/li>\n
- E<\/strong> is for Everything<\/em>, as in \u201cEverything is copy.\u201d (Thanks, Nora Ephron\u2019s mom!)<\/li>\n
- F<\/strong> is for Friends<\/em>, who will (a) buy your book; and (b) stop being your friends after discovering that you\u2019ve used random bits of things they\u2019ve done or said in your writing.<\/li>\n
- G<\/strong> is for Grammar Girl<\/a><\/em>, a handy online resource, particularly if, like me, you were too young to protest the Vietnam War so instead boycotted Miss Dubinsky\u2019s attempts to brainwash 8th graders into parsing sentences.<\/li>\n
- H<\/strong> is for Huffington Post<\/a><\/em>, a to-die-for publication venue whose compensation plan may lead to actual death should you depend on HP<\/em> income for your livelihood.<\/li>\n
- I<\/strong> is for Internet<\/em>, which you should turn off if you hope to get any writing done.<\/li>\n
- J<\/strong> is for Journaling<\/em> and wondering whether or not you should arrange for your journals\u2019 burning or publication upon death.<\/li>\n
- K<\/strong> is for \u201cKill Your Darlings,\u201d<\/em> the process of eliminating your precious verbiage to which you are erroneously attached. (Not to be confused with actual acts of sometimes-tempting violence that could land you in prison.)<\/li>\n
- L<\/strong> is for \u201cLike Me\u201d<\/em> on Facebook. Or as my friend Julie said when asking everyone to go online to endorse her son\u2019s entry in some competition, \u201cThank you for \u2018Liking\u2019 Michael\u2019s project. And if you don\u2019t like it, thank you for lying.\u201d Oh, and by the way, please \u201cLike\u201d the Write On Mamas at https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/WriteOnMamas<\/a>.<\/li>\n
- M<\/strong> is for Modesty<\/em>, which you must overcome enough to do the social media thing, but not overcome so much that everyone hates you.<\/li>\n
- N<\/strong> is for Nattering Nabobs of Negativity<\/em>, by which Vice President Spiro Agnew meant the anti-war press. But all writers know the real<\/em> meaning of NNN: those damn voices that live in our heads.<\/li>\n
- O<\/strong> is for O Magazine<\/em><\/a>, an in-my-dreams submission venue.<\/li>\n
- P\u00a0<\/strong>is for Procrastination.\u00a0<\/em>Try to make it productive procrastination so you at least have a clean house.<\/li>\n
- Q<\/strong>\u00a0is for Query Letter<\/em>, as in, \u201cDear Editor, If I put in ungodly amounts of time and energy for this fabulous idea, will you pay me in actual cash rather than in the opportunity to build my platform?\u201d<\/li>\n
- R<\/strong> is for Rewriting<\/em>. You can\u2019t do enough of this, unless we are talking about your first and only sentence, or if you suffer from severe OCD.<\/li>\n
- S<\/strong> is for Social Media<\/em>. About which I still know too little.<\/li>\n
- T<\/strong> is for Twitter<\/em>. About which I still know nothing.<\/li>\n
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U<\/strong> is for \u201cUnder-commit<\/em>, over-achieve,\u201d my favorite bit of writing (and life!) advice from writer and teacher Leslie Keenan<\/a>. Another favorite is from Joyce Maynard<\/a>: \u201cPretend every word you use costs $5.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/li>\n
- V<\/strong> is for Village<\/em>, as in \u201cIt takes a Village\u201d\u2014to which the creators of our anthology, Mamas Write<\/em>, can attest!<\/li>\n
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W<\/strong> is for Walking<\/em>, a crucial step in writing! Clears the cobwebs, gets the juices flowing, coordinates left and right brain hemispheres, and helps the puzzle pieces fall into place\u2014or at least ameliorates the effects of B<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n
- X<\/strong> is for XXXing out<\/em>, which \u201cTrack Changes\u201d will magically do for you. (Caution: \u201cTrack Changes\u201d may also make you want to shoot yourself.)\n
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- Y<\/strong> is for Youth<\/em>, which is wasted on the young but might eventually make its way into your memoir if you were far-sighted enough to keep a journal.<\/li>\n
- Z<\/strong> is for Zyzzyva<\/em><\/a>, a literary magazine. When you google it, as I just did, you will also discover that Zyzzyva is a genus of tropical American weevil and the last word in many English-language dictionaries. Hence Zyzzyva<\/em>\u2019s tagline: \u201cThe Last Word.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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What\u2019s your last word (and first 25) for your alphabet soup of writing?<\/em><\/p>\n
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My writer\u2019s group, the Write On Mamas, has an anthology coming out in late April: Mama\u2019s Write: 29 Tales of Truth, Wit, and Grit. (It would make a great Mother\u2019s Day gift, by the way, and I would say this … Continue reading
- B<\/strong> is for Binge Eating<\/em>, which is one of the worst ways to avoid writing.<\/li>\n